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So what you’re saying is, that you wanted me to read that I was hated, by a random Internet person, then not share it with the people who care about...
Know what we need tonight ladies? We need some Robert Downey Jr. hotness.
@fanficdee a.k.a. Slackerdee made me this, because she is awesome and wonderful and I love her.
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I <3 Pam’s outfit
…me likey :)
I half expected him to bequeath something to Sookie.. besides his raging...
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This made my lady bits all tingly.
“It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up ‘cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.”
I need to start using this as a way of testing who I can be friends with. If you don’t know what it means, I need to just move on with my life and forget I ever met you.
I’m a Dean girl, all the way, but DEAR GOD Sam’s body does it for me.
I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Yum
Rough and Ready: A Dramatic Reading
… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.WERTYUJNHBVCFGTYUJM,LOIUJHNBVCXSDDERFCX
@kjwrit @missdetria @scribeninja OMG MY DREAM CAME TRUE! I told Scribe last night in chat that a dramatic reading needed to be done, and HERE IT IS. I can die happy now!
My new official go to when I need a good laugh.
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…don’t be a jerk to cats
@fanficdee I saw this and thought of Mini Dee hahaha
@makesmyheadspin True Story. He’s done that. With our old cat Gir. Only it was a couch not the bed he tumbled off of. Gotta love that boy.
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Shawn and Cory…best bromance ever. I miss these guys.
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Omg, his hair, beard, torso, hands, thighs…. His lips, eyes… *sigh*GQ UK Style, October 2011
@fanficdee @aredheadthing It ain’t plaid but I’m betting you can overlook it.
It’s like he’s looking into my soul. I LIKE!
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